- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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