- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why so serious ?

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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