Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

George W. Bush

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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