Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Anti Joke

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