- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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