- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Your girlfriend.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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