What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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