- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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