Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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