- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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