- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What is older than history?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I'm so punny.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Okay.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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