Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Anti Joke

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