- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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