Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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good looking women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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