- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Your mom is so old she died

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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