- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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