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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

An Asian with a big dick.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I love alchohol!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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