- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

womens rights.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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