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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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