- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

jd and zach loves vigina

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Male leadership.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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