- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Then none of us want to be right.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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