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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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