- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

womens rights.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

I'm Polish.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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