- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Gustavo Andrade

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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