Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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