Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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