whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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