What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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