- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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