- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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