What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Please ignore this statement.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

One, two, three, four and five

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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