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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Pain Olympics.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your mother is so fat.

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