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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A russian gives away vodka.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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