- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

womens rights.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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