- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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