What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

what is red white and blue? the french flag

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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