- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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