- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

womens rights.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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