Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Men

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Anti Joke

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