- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

This is my favorite antijoke.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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