Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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