A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Turkey Balls

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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