Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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