Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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