- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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