- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock Whose there? 4

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

knock knock who's there ?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

nolan is gay

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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