- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

this website is a bad joke

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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