What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Caramel Boing.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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