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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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