Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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