- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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