- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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