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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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