- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why didn't he finish his

eoin burgin is fat

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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