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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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