How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

civil rights

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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