- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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