- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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