What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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