What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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