- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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