Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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cory is gay

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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