A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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