- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Weaner

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

quantum physics?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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