whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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