A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Your mother is so fat.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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