Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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