- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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