Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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