- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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