- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

can you touch your toes? no

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!