In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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