why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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