- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your face is hilarious.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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