What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What page are you on The gay page.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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