Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Kevin and Ramin

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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