- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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