I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What comes after 69? 70

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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