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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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