Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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