- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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H o m o comes out as homo

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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