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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Brain fart

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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