- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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