- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ebola

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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