Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's long and black? A long and black object.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

thumb_up thumb_down -36

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops