- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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