- Anti Joke

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.