Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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