- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

guess what? bannanas

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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