- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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