It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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