- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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