A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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