- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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