What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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