- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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