Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Please ignore this statement.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock Come in

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

it was all Tagart

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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