What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

eoin burgin is fat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Take wrong turns

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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