- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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