- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock Come in

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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