- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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