Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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