Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Guess what What

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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