Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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these are shit

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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I am dyslexic

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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