Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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