Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Anti Joke

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