How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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