Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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