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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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