First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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