- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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