If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Im taking a shit right now.

God is real.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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