- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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