- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Wanna hear a joke? no

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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