What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Once, I went to Peru.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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