Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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