A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do the roar!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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