- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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