Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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