- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Women's Rights..

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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