What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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