- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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