- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

an american walks out of a strip club.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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