- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Robin, get in the car, please.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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