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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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