Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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