- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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