what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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