- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are flowers.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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