Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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