- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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