What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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