- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Obama = ebola

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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