- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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