- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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