- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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