- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

who is not good looking? mon morello

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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