- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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