- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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