Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Tall asians

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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