- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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