What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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