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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

how do you call someone? use a phone

hey hey apple

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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