Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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