- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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