- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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