q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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David Cameron

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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