- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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