what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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