- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I was watching Fox news.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

And you honored it I see :P

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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