- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.