- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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