- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

penis. nuff said.

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