- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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