Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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