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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Take part of what?

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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