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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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