What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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