- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Black people having a Job.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Whats green? The color green.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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