John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

I am a mime

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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