a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Boob

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Bitch

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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