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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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