- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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