- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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