- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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