- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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