- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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