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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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