did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

you know whats not funny white boards.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Tunechi

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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