- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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