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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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