I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

knock knock Goodbye

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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