Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

knock knock whos there open open who the door

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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